Life's Little Mysteries #143

Why do they make public restrooms with the door handle on the inside? That way, after evacuating your body of whatever nastiness is necessary, you have to grab hold of it to get out of the room? Because we all know not everybody is a good little boy who washes his hands after going number one/going number two/successfully pulling off a "Senator Craig."

Note: The above statement should not be construed to imply that I do not wash my hands in the restroom. I do. Always.

Note #2: Nor should it be implied that I've ever pulled a "Senator Craig" in a public restroom.

(Ok, there was this one time, but it was totally an independent production when I was a horny teenager trapped on a week-long family vacation and in need of some private time. But I washed my hands afterwards. Really.)